§4Note that the §2green player §4is you, §2PLAYERNAME.

§3Hey, you know Chris6d?

§2Chris6d?

§3Yes. Chris6d. The legendary epic American actor?

§2Umm… wait… I may know it…

§3You look like you’re farting rather than thinking about Chris6d.

§2I am.

§3Aww, pew, man! GVOSS!

§2At least it didn’t come out the other end.

§3Whatever. Now, lemme tell you a bit about Chris6d.

§2Ooh, lemme get me popkornz.

§3No time. Anyway, Chris6d has 22 movies so far, and his movies in total have made $32,117,828,188 as of November 10, 2014. Warner Bros. only has 5 Billion!

§2Hah!

§3Yeah! And, he has an additional 11 billion dollars! And his last movie was §f§k§a§b§3.

§2What?

§3Oh, right. You, PLAYERNAME, cannot understand that yet. It is too complicated for your little mind.

§2Hey! I can learn that if I want to. But it’s just… say it again.

§3What? This? §f§k§a§b§3.

§2Yeah, I can’t understand that!

§3Well, the Power of Chris6d must be too strong for you. If I say any word that you cannot understand five more times, you will surely die of the Might of Chris6d.

§2NO NO NO! Please don’t say any word that I do not understand again! I don’t know why I don’t understand it, but please, keep me alive!

§3I cannot promise that because I do not know which words you do and don’t understand. Sorry, BRUH.

§2Oh God. How about we please stop talking altogether?

§3But don’t you wanna know §f§k§a§b§3 about Chris6d?

§2NO! NO! Please! Now I only have four chances left until I die!

§3Well I am sorry. I cannot help that. And you cannot move now because I used my telekinesis to create a phantom glue that will attach your cooley to the chair, and I attached the chair to the floor and the floor to the ground, which was already attached. So you cannot move now.

§2What?!

§3Yep. You can only listen to me talk and flip my Rubik’s Cube, because you don’t know my name or even who I am. Just listen.

§2You have no heart! Who are you?

§3I am not saying. And no, I don’t. Thank you.

§2NO!! This is torture!

§3Too bad, PLAYERNAME. Now, Chris6d has many §f§k§a§b§3 that make him §f§k§a§b§3. For example, §f§k§a§b§3 is one of his…

§2NO!! I only have one chance left or I die!

§3Too bad.

§2NAY!!!

§3Ok, but before I go on, I have a question. Do you think the moon rotates as it orbits around the Earth as the Earth rotates around as it orbits around the Sun which doesn’t orbit or rotate? 

§2My guess is no because that’s why we have the phases of the moon.

§3I say so too. Now, we just need §f§k§a§b§3§3 find… huh?

§2[COUGHING] Ah! I am dying! My last words shall be: “May God unite my Duesburgian Brethren, too…”

§3Wow, he died. I didn’t mean to kill him, but it happened. And heh, his last word was “too”, which sounds like “two”. Heh heh heh.

§5Janay! Come eat dinneh!

§3Ok! Heh heh heh.






§4Made by Chris6d. Be sure to like and follow @shattered_the_game on Instagram, and love L&B Pizza. Cya.