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Suspicion, baby!
People who say inFAMOUS sux are infamous and they sux.
You may not be able to read this text, but if your vision is 2010, which is impossibleh, then what does it say? HUH?
Suspicion 4 made 2.1 billion bucks. The third highest-grossing movie of all time!
Chris6dFilms has 33 billion dollars! Warner Bros. only has 5!
Mikey Deuces! Chris6dWorld! Chris6deuces!
There are children here so I can’t say who R0bl0x is for.
Hamstring… pulled!
That’s a cliché.
Bouncy Boy 3!
Creative Bellhoppers!
Colonial Williamsburg!
Belch!
Uvula!
Scene does not include Chris6d. Yes, that’s a sin.
Eighth (8th) Grade!
OLG!
SEPHS!
What happened to the SEP News team?
Chris6d doesn’t say LOL. He makes people LOL.
Can’t handle dis junx!
Random Junx Season 3!
Who’s the handsomest of them all? Chris6d, of course!
/give Izbash poopy 64
/give Chris6d epicness 64. Oh wait, he already has that.
The Lego Movie is, in fact, awesome.
Lego Agents!
Lego Ninja was scrapped!
On July 13, 2001, at 10:40 AM, the world was blessed.
Some fish do backflips before they die!
Weird but true!
Simon says rub yo head. But Chris says pat yo belly.
Can you digs it?
Duesburg, California!
inFAMOUS: Second Son can’t handle the power of inFAMOUS 1 and/or 2.
L&B Pizza FTW! Seriously! Celebrities go there!
RIP Shamrock. #Shamrock, #RandomJunx, #RJS3
#Selfie my @&#*$.
YOU RANG THE BELL?!?!? Ok.
That’s FIHN!!
Spooderman y do dis junx?!
Is it ?! or !?
SimCity 4 is da best [cities game]!
SimCity Societies rocks!
SimCity 2013 (Simcity 5 in some parts) was good!
Spider-Man 2 the video game will always be my/your fav game.
That’s just how it is. Get with it, bud.
Lazy bum! Go take a bath!
Bennart Tower!
Spaceship spaceship SPACESHIP!!!
Guess who got an A on his Awesomeness Inspection Grade. Chris6d.
July: The epicest month.
January Feburary March April May June JULY August September October November December!
Put “Puevf6q vf gur rcvprfg naq gur zbfg unaqfbzr. Ur unf znqr ∞ tveyf' urnegf zryg.” through a ROT13 translator!
It’s not “Bleechfart”, people!
Is Shane Bommer alive?
Suspicion 4 was originally not gonna happen but it did!
Which movie of Chris6d’s was YOUR fav?!
OMGBRBTTYLXOXBERP!
Danny went to jail in Season 10!
I hate when they say “SPOILERS!” when there aren’t, and vice vahsa.
ooVoo vs. FaceTime, when FaceTime FTW. And I only used FaceTime once.
Thrice is a word that only Janay speaks of.
“Let it Go” my @&#*$.
Make the BleySkies go away, can’t ya say, HAY!!
The Fish Got in Trouble… dot dot dot!
I smell Mickey Mice, Mickey Mice! (x2)
Do you smell Mickey Mice? Mickey Mice?
I got four more years (two terms) and a White House!
Knocking you harder than front doors!
This yellow text you’re reading right now is called splash!
Let us not forget 9/11/01.
The Freedom Tower’s height is an easter egg!
Izzybar!
Did you save your best rhymes for the second half?
Tunnels vs. Bridges. Who won? Who’s next?
If you say so.
I’m not the one getting a chile con carnè! BLEHHHH!
You should get a life rather than reading this text.
JINX!! You owe me 3 waters! What? I don’t drink soda.
Is that a crime?
Go to wwww.booyesux.org, you’re on the home page!
Did you know that only female mosquitoes bite? It’s true!
Chris6d doesn’t say LOL because he makes people LOL.
60% of the time, it works… every time.
50 mistakes in a book that’s supposed to help me do better on the TACHS Test!
aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ!
There’s a 50% chance of the Parity happening on a Void Rubik’s Cube!
The guy who made the Rubik’s Cube was born on my birthday. Bummer.
Summer is a bummer when it’s over.
Number sign, pound or hashtag?!?!
Sometimes I add question marks to sentences that don’t really need it?
Fffooouuurrr! /\/\/\/\ See? 4 Fingers.
Let’s make anime faces out of text. I’ll start: ^_^
Play that game where you scribble something on paper without looking!
Ambidextrous!
Ambidex!
The Tree was scrapped!
Two Zero One Five!
It’s official: Chris6d signs on for the Mikey Deuce movie!
The rent is due every first of the month, bud.
Suspicion the book was started on 8/4/14 but published 4/12/15!
Aggressive Gophers!
Sad Sirens!
Solve this: 3x5a4(69)^9 if x=51 and a=Batman!
Two!! Two!!
Fishy baby is a hungry baby!
Dude, What Would Happen if Mine & Craft had a baby?
Shattered was originally luceMOK.
I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore.
King Kong ain’t got @&#*$ on me.
The Hudson Spire!
Do some men really just wanna watch the world burn? If so, that sux.
I’m gonna miss this place. And don’t get me started on the toilet.
The sign says “Under Renovation, Do Not Enter” but I can crawl underneath.
After I jumped off a crane into a hay bale, I got hurt by a needle.
Johnacious, Johnacious!
What time is it? Beddiebye beddiebye beddiebye! NO!
Imma settle yo problem, Imma settle yo problem!
Chris6darvanit?
Na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na na na, I found a diamond!
Now I’m rising from the ground, there’s nothing I can’t do
(Blows Nose, class laughs). GET BACK TO WORK, EH!?!?!?
Queens houses two airports. One of them is an airport.
If the store doesn’t have it, we don’t buy it at that store.
A deal’s a deli!
Scissor samurai!
He’s a baby waby Pateriso chubbawuffa!
Mirror/rorriM
I actually have Elsa and Anna as contacts.
Chris6d: Pro Meme Maker.
Forever Young was scrapped. Wah wah :(
Ciao, Signor Fabrizio!
There is an 11th Plague. Shane.
They were probably part of Justin’s gang!
2013!
2014!
2015!
2016!
2017!
Thomas Stile says Thomas Good is Bad. Huh?!
It’s 1:03!
It’s an IT kard!
U use it 2 buy stuff!
GeoMETRA!
Ey, Chris, how do you clap so loud?
We’re goin’ to Hawai-YEEEEE!
(Ringtone goes off, Patrick goes upstairs) AAHH!!!