You're not reading these in order, right?
Because that would be pretty stupid!
Check them out in the game!
The power of potatoes, my friend!
Watch it. We got a boomer.
Oh, you can tell we're being sarcastic?
Nice one!
I eat pancakes all the time!
Alright. Let's go.
Curses, foiled again!
You are a pathetic fool.
Not to be confused with a wheel gun!
And another thing? You're. ugly.
You're. ugly.
Once apon a time!
goodlyay is not a worgon nom-nom!
Avoiding banding at all costs!
Watch your step!
To be confused with real gun!
I had banana hands once!
And your quilts...
And your cell phones...
Yes... YES!
I like the cut of your gib.
Let us never speak of this again.
§cH§kE§r§cR§kO§r§cBR§kI§r§cNE
§bSplash!
Oi! What jus' happen'?
D:
I:
(:
):
(;
;_;
FREAK!
0.∞9 = 1!
Oh, stop it you!
:iconcannotevenplz:
Not bad!
WE WANT CORN!
OH, NO!
It's not a trap!
=_=
"hax"
e_e
...I don't understand.
Were you looking for something here?
...
UPDATE Players!
This is retarded.
DX
Don't hug me I'm scared.
Hours and hours!
Since 1450!
Something wrong?
What?
O_O
This is getting awkward!
E. GADD!
I got a §obaaad§r feelin' about this.
p.kick("You failed");
I call it good marketing!
Know what else comes to those who wait? Death.
A game of chairs!
YHATZEE!
Wait for it...
I'm afraid not.
Normal text file!
D2534!
Sickly, Sticky!
What a prick.
Blisters!
5moke w33d 3rry d@y
Aye.
Peteys93!
goodlyay!
minihilly!
peytonISgreat!
Sir... It was the 13thMurder.
Zamaj!
Visual!
Siradicus!
Godfrey!?
DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF!
Now that just makes me sad...
Now I'm only falling apart!
Hey, nothing I can do.
To shreds you say... tsk tsk tsk.
I was going to eat that mummy!
So old, so dirty!
A blaze popped out!
Dinkleberg...
Not awesome!
Slightly cool!
Not §othat §robscure.
DO NOT REMOVE THESE COMMANDS
disconnect.spam doesn't work!
Did you even think!?
To bee, or not to bee, that is the wax.
Everything is due! Nothing is submitted!
Extreme procrastination!
That'll be $500.
Excuse me.
Well excuuuuUUUuuUUuuse me!
Augh! Stupid face!
That sentry is is Amarican!
Rubber food of the fruit variety!
Are you in a state of high dudgeon, brother?
Be you in a foul mood, comrade?
I can see that, Shawn.
He has a mild concussion.
Not Dead Yet Battlefront!
It stinks in here!
§lWAT
This splash occurs waaaay too often.
This splash occurs waaaay too often.
This splash occurs waaaay too often.
Hasn't been seen on tv... Yet!
I take it the briefcase is safe?
§7safe from sql injection as no user input is given
Paint!
Paint.NET!
MS Paint sucks!
Art!
Pancakes!
Bacon!
§lERMERGERD!
What's up!
Greetings!
Hello!
Hi!
'Sup!
Wassup!
You're not a machine.
No, sir.
Yes, sir!
We'll make it.
IWHBYD
For the hoard!
It's not so bad!
And this one is a sparkly unicorn!
...But it doesn't have a horn.
Not yet, not never!
If you've made it this far, you're lost!
Lazy, lazy, §lLAZY!
65c816 assembly language!
Pretty pixels!
DOOM!
Physical!
Not even close!
Not Vaati!
Not Ganon!
Not made of candy!
Made of candy!
Not even totally your friend!
But actually I'm not really your friend!
I'm your only friend!
What really gets me.
I don't have a suggestion. I have an order.
Plz reply to my howl!
Crackers and cheese!
Now! Let me know if you've got any other questions.
OneWingedPie!
Taiine!
Corner_g!
Tally ho now!
Land ho!
Not to be confused with Terraria!
Out of this world!
Half Life 3 is still a thing that does not exist, and I start to cry.
C'mon, steam!
Half Life 3 already!
What are you waiting for?
Don't be stupid!
It only hurts your reputation!
We apologize for the offensive splashes.
To remain open during business hours!
Open!
Closed!
Alpha!
Beta!
Indev!
Classic!
Grass!
Stone!
Piston!
Ender!
No... That's not right.
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son...
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
Sentry down!
Need a dispenser here!
Need a teleporter here!
Need a sentry here!
I must be dreaming!
He throws piss at people and lives in a camper van!
Tactically representing nothing to become what is the most completely impossible to read splash ever created.
Oi!
I shoulda known!
Now! Let me know if you've got any other questions.
Did you do Angry Birds?
dragonwars150!
Ticytac!
_vein_!
Rapidsail!
frogjake9!
indigoxv7!
maxxv7!
Obsidian crawl!
The bat. Who. Lived.
$name is you! But you are not $name!
You said it!
Why are you reading this?
MINECRAFT
Cave story!
Donkey kong!
The Legend of Zelda!
Bomberman!
Super Mario world!
Get off the phone, dog!
...H-hello?
You've bungled things sir. And now I must fix them.
Have you not heard of a bin?
Ah, I see, you got fat fingers.
And they're all greasy like your face.
Chicken and Chips!
Dinnerbone's fault!
Watch out. There's a skeleton inside you.
Twang!
Boom!
If you could all stop staring at my hair for a second,
Don't be that guy.
Nope.avi
Castle Crashers is too short!
To the void with you!
Get the hell outta here!
Just like old times eh, Gordon?
You dropped this.
Something's coming!
Nine nine nine nine nine
Oohh, that smarts!
Fix the glitch.
What color do you want that database?
And now, young jedi... You. Will die.
I am your father!
Just don't-!
Don't do drugs, kids!
Brush your teeth!
Take that squid out of your mouth!
White hand!
Buried Alive!
...but a dog beat me over the fence.
We're about §k200 miles §reast of Voi! Someone, anyone, please respond!
Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it.
These are just a distraction!
You are clear for lift off.
And I... EXPLODE!
[...] "horrendously complex."
Quote mining!
Dun dun DAAAAH!
Eeyup.
Nnope.
I don't need you!
You can't see me!
Nobody can see me!
That's all folks!
Shows over!
Go home!
Chrono, you're really going to do it? What a fine lad!
Aww, shucks!
PANCAKES!
I am pain-is-cupcake. I will eat you.
Medic MEDIC MEDIC! Rainbows make me cry!
What other game?
Secondly, let's talk about Sonic.
What's his freakin' problem?
Don't look at me like that.
Ohhhhh, haha, okay.   ...Still creepy.
Who are you running from?
Who are you running from? How about you YA FRICKING GUMBY!
I'll wear this moustache... >:)
Anyone keeping track of my heads batted in?
Too many splashes!
46, 12, 25!
42!
117!
I know you.
You will not escape.
You will be cursed forever to live inside a game.
A game from which none have ever returned.
Oh honestly!
I'm not trying to scare you!
I hope you're prepared!
Prepare for an examination! Hehehe.
Almost as many splashes as default!
This game is just filled with creepy stuff.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
However, clock based events will no longer occur.
The game can be played.
The save file is OK!
Ruby!
Sapphire!
Emerald!
FireRed!
LeafGreen!
Diamond!
Pearl!
Platinum!
Black!
White!
Herobrine!
That last splash was a joke, by the way!
I lol'd!
What? I don't know that!
WHAT. Is your favorite color?
A land of roses!
Not Derivation!
Not Pixel Perfection!
Not Sphax!
Not Painterly!
More splashes than default!
Not Deferia!
Not Broken Anachronism!
Not BlueBird!
Not Thorns!
No. I am a helicopter!
Are you seein' this!?
We're going down! (We're going down...)
Oh boy, what flavour?
Never give up. Never surrender.
Your feeble skills are no match for ma-power!
I sure hope this is a good thing too!
...then it hit me.
Ohhh! Bother.
Staring over shoulders!
Catchy as pink-eye!
I don't do bits and pieces!
§cDid you mean: §9§n§oa lot
NEREVAR!
U WOT M8!
Xbox one? We don't sell those anymore.
To shreds you say...
Not Misa's Realistic!
Not Dokucraft!
Not Eldpack!
Not Goodly!(?)
A gift for you!
I must be dreaming!
*slap*
Eat locals!
Corrupted!
Crimson!
Freakazoid!
Freakatron!
I need you to keep crying!
That was a close one!
Malcolm Gladwell!
George Orwell!
George Lucas!
Damn damn drum!
Powell!
Made of Legos!
Spectacular!
UNACCEPTABLE!
90% of statistics are made up on the spot!
Cashews come from fruits!
Spiders. Bloody useless.
Spiders. So useful!
/kill @e[type=Bat]!
/tellraw @a {"text":"Hi!"}
16x16!
In some cases, that was true!
Cover the burn with a sterile bandage!
Burn!
Don't you EVER do that again!
Seiken Densetsu 3!
I'm glad I didn't live to see this!
Zombie = Zombie + 1
If I was a rich man!
Almost holy!
What was that?
It was a good show!
This generation, they don't know.
They missed out.
Kids these days!
Oh, yeah. I'd rather die!
]strongbad_email.exe
It doesn't have to be a snowman!
Ripping lines from movies since 2013!
Bristol, Tennessee!
What is this splash really asking?
All I can say to that result is: 'Huh'
Photoshop!
Gimp!
Audacity!
Copyright infringement!
Hello, Dolly!
Tally me bananas!
Over 394 splashes!
I'm sorry honey. You are *not* in the chest club.
President of the Glee club!
Why did I talk!?
Voice acting!
Blah blah blah Mr Freeman!
Half life 2 episode 2 part 2!
If KeyHit(KEY_ESCAPE) Then Print "Can't escape!"
Back again!
Chiptune!
Clubbed to death!
Stabbed to death!
Shot to death!
Explosive punch to the groin!
Not a biohazard!
Possibly toxic!
Escalation!
Shrek!
Help!
That last splash was a joke, by the way!
Can you fill in the blanks?
splash.null.name
A due date looms and nothing is done!
Waste of time!
I am not a soul holder!
Are you my mummy?
If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much.
I don't want to be a chocolate bar!
WHERE IS CKWATTY!?
WHERE IS GOODLYAY!?
WHERE IS XXSHEEP!?
WHERE IS PEYTONISGREAT!?
WHERE IS HOODOO?
WHERE IS MOOZIPAN!?
WHERE IS 13THMURDER?
WHERE IS ANGELOTANGELO!?
WHERE IS RINGOSTER!?
WHERE IS DRFROZENFIRE!?
WHERE IS SOCKTHING!?
WHERE IS DEONYI!?
WHERE IS ELEAZZAAR!?
WHERE IS SERADICUS!?
WHERE IS ALVORIA!?
WHERE IS YOZO!?
WHERE IS CRIMSOLITE!?
Faster than light!
Starbound!
Earthbound!
You better hide your baby oil!
Who are you? What is that!?
WHERE IS SIIKIKALA!?
I was just joking, but whatever!
Had powdered water; didn't know what to add!
Powerful!
Enigma!
You need a doctor!
You need a professional!
You need an adult!
NOT that monster in your pocket!
I happen to be an expert!
Trinitrotoluene expert!
Ghast hunter!
Nether resident!
Void walker!
Enderman ender!
Portal expert!
Almost spectacular!
Almost interesting!
We've hit the roof!
Not again! Oh my..!
Ghastly Ghouls!
WHAT THE FLAGNOG!?
Wow, you ARE strong!
Camper!
Jumper!
Cheater!
Hacker!
No you!
Don't be the 100th luftballoon!
Don't be a stale cracker!
Don't worry, everything will be-
Tradition!
Rainbow Road!
Yellow Brick Road!
Mischievous and deceitful!
Chicanerous and deplorable!
Wow!
You're pulling through with flying colors!
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for u <3!
Obviously you don't think he's guilty!
TOO BAD! The bag is full!
Are you not entertained!?
That's all, folks!
And that's not all!
That's not a name for a club!
YouTube... hacked!
Salad dressing... hacked!
Inside jokes!
Dastardly!
Just a prank! For laughs!
25 times more powerful than bread!
Okay, now you're just talking about me!
Mechanical Rhythm!
Pins and needles!
Nice to know you!
Goodbye!
Incredible!
Are you stalking me?
Spooky scary skeletons!
No! I don't want that!
I didn't expect some Spanish inquisition!
§cNOOOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Negative 50 splashes!
Now what are the odds of that?
Impartial!
Nearly insufferable!