§3Bro...I see the player you mean.

§2PLAYERNAME?

§3Yes bro... It has reached a higher level now. Dude can read our thoughts.

§2That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.

§3I like this one. Dude played well. They didn't give up.

§2It is readin- Are you gonna take this seriously john or not?

§3Fine, alright. You're no fun.

§2Alright....It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.

§3That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in your mu-

§2You're fired.

§3It's not my fault this script sounds so cliche like Shakespeare on drugs.

§2I GAVE YOU A SIMPLE SCRIPT TO READ. WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU? 

§3Why are you yelling at me?

§2CAUSE WE'VE BEEN IN THIS STUDIO FOR TEN HOURS READING A SCRIPT THAT SHOULD'VE TAKEN AT MOST THIRTY MINUTES

§3Well practice makes perfect, right?

§2JOH-.. J-John. Do you want me to call someone, do you need to take a break? Can someone bring us some water?

§6*Click* It's on its way.

§2Thank you. Now, John. Do you want to try this one more time? Give it 5 minutes? You're literally getting payed 50 for talking.

§3Techniclly this is prewritten text. 

§2Don't get smart with me now. So is it a yes or no?

§3...Maybe. uwu

§2Get out of my building.

§3No.

§2Excuse me?

§3Not until I get my-

§6*Door opens* Water, sir.

§2Set it down, thank you. Now, John. Last chance. This is an easy 60£. Are you going to take this job seriously?

§3Make it 100.

§2whAT? NO. Not even the programmers of this game got payed that. 60£ is being very generous especially after this behavior.

§3What's wrong with my behavior?

§2You... Hey Zack, what did he do again?

§6He was being too chill.

§2You were being too chil- Informal.

§3Oh no.. Did I anger Senpai? I'm sowwy... omo

§2Get out.

§3But I didn't finish my water..

§2Get OUT.

§3But-

§2Someone get security.

§6I like this one. Dude won't give up.

§2What are you talking about?

§3Love ya too bro no homo.

§1Security?

§2Yes, I would like this one t-

§1Oh my god, JOHN! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN YEARS! Howve you been dude?'

§3I've been ok, how about you bro?

§1I'm doin great now, glad to see you landed a good job here.

§2HE DIDN'T GET THE JOB. I WANT HIM REMOVED. NOW.

§1Sir I will have to ask you to lower your voice or I will have to arrest you.

§2For what?

§3Rape.

§1Stuff.

§2You can't legally do that.

§1Bet. *Click*

§2Wait.. What are you doing- LET ME GO.

§1No lol.

§2BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SCRIPT??

§3Oh I got an idea. Thanks for the job by the way senpai.

§1Bye dude.

§2*distant yelling outside the studio door* WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU DIDN'T GET THE JOB. *door closes*

§6*Click* And.. Go.

§3*In mic* Yo bro's guess what.
